treasures from china

i didn't not return from the orient empty-handed. i came back with a package of individually wrapped rice crackers. it holds 80 packs. it barely fit in my luggage.

i also came back with 3 rare pringles canisters. exotic oriental flavors such as seaweed, aromatic crispy chicken, and bbq steak. oddly, seaweed was tasty.

and a single bottle of the most vintage wine in china. aptly named, "great wall." we hesitated to open it for fear of ruining the tannins. we'll let it age a bit more. or maybe we'll sell it for a profit.

and here's a tip from the orient: don't use the word "oriental" with someone who's asian. unless, of course, you're a racist.